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Gone, poof! Like a puff of smoke. — tanya b.
The wooden cigarette, painted to look real, with a Marlboro label around the filter, was in its previous life a telephone pole that weighs 150 pounds. Jeannie and her husband had secured the cigarette onto their lawn with heavy brackets and cement.
(via A 10-foot long cigarette is missing from Silver Spring yard - Rosenwald, Md. - The Washington Post)
